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You got the cheese, the ham, the... wait (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by MHanak@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Is there a name for this problem? I'm imagining you sitting with a bowl of beans looking miserable, shaking your head and muttering, "damn beans"

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

End stage caffeine addiction. A terrible illness

[–] ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

4th stage is where it’s at

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Anemia, pica

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Genetic fast metaboliser of caffeine. Need more caffeine to have an effect and more prone to addiction. I decided once to drink espresso until I got the shakes. I needed 12 shots.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Eating beans seems terribly inefficient though. Eating the 30g of beans in a cup of coffee or a shot of espresso for example would be quite the snack. Water extraction of caffeine is highly efficient so you aren't leaving a lot behind from coffee / espresso either.

Have you tried Guarana pills or slow release caffeine pills? No data, but I've found Guarana to be a less jolty longer lasting than most forms of caffeine

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

To be clear, I'm eating them along side a quad espresso, not instead of it. Pretty sure guarana pils aren't available where I live, and the only caffeine pills available are weak and expensive.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think you can eat the seeds and it is apparently possible to home grow guauranna (I doubt that it's particularly easy to grow though). Keep it away from pets.

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

I doubt it's particularly easy to grow here at any rate. It's just after midnight and the sun is shining.