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It's called attaining divinity (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 72 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (18 children)

I once knew somebody who supposedly thought that ASM was high level.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 79 points 4 months ago (8 children)

ASM is high level. Real programmers use punch cards

[–] sylveon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 78 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Real programmers use a magnetized needle and a steady hand.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 35 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There's an emacs-command to do that.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No, the emacs command is for the butterfly

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dang, I meant a neovim-Plugin

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Emacs keybind?

[–] EntirelyUnlovable@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago

REAL programmers tap into the electron flow across the CPU and set bits in real time

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 months ago

Back to the iron ages

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