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[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Yeah but then you're wiping floor on your ass.

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There is literal shit on my arse, what difference does some floor make?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 5 months ago

Because the bacteria in your booty hole aren't the same things that are on floor.

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

Floor spice makes everything nice!

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

College, they've done worse to themself.