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Site: "I don't feel so good...."
(sh.itjust.works)
Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
For added theatrics, after they pay you can slowly fade the site back in over a few days too, as if websites need bill money the same way humans need food, and it is slowly getting better after "being starved"
I like the way you think.