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be me
serverless supervisor
in charge of making sure the serverless environment is in fact, serverless
occasionally have to check if it's really serverless
one day, find out there are actual servers being used
serverless environment is no longer serverless
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ask my boss what to do
he says "just make it serverless again"
I say "how"
he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"
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quit my job
become a servers supervisor
first day on the job, go to the new server room
it's empty, serverless
Yeah better get really good at paying unexpectedly high invoices. Or if you want to know ahead of time what your costs will be, hire three specialists who will monitor your not servers as their full time job and make sure your „functions“ are not bankrupting you in a month. If you think you sleep too well, go serverless you’ll never sleep well again.