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Anon prepares for a flood (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 154 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes, who can forget Moses's Ark

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 84 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Anon is a biblical scholar

[–] BenVimes@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

They do seem to have half-assed it. Maybe they searched something like, "who built the ark in the Bible," and ended up on the page for the Ark of the Covenant by mistake.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

Obviously one the Top Men. He's been to that big government warehouse.

[–] Blackout@kbin.run 25 points 4 months ago

It was Jesus who sailed the ark of the covenant down the Nile with his Amen-team comprising of mad Moses, Abraham "faceman" Malone and Mr. T as they fought cobra commander and his army of atheists.