this post was submitted on 14 Jul 2024
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[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 27 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Just aim for the upper body, idiot.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

So you’re right but also chances are by now we’ve all seen enough media to make the guess “bullet proof vest”

[–] Zeratul@lemmus.org 3 points 4 months ago

Watch that episode of the wire

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago

Hey, man, maybe he did. You do better!

Like. Now. They'll never expect a copycat so soon!