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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17597430
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this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024
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“But I have high pain tolerance”
No you fucking don’t otherwise you wouldn’t be bitching about your fucking headache all the live long day. Eat the ibuprofen now.
I can't, I haven't even eaten today. I guess I really don't need to eat much. All I had was a grape today and a slice of cheese. No that's doesn't have anything to do with my headache, I told you I have a high pain tolerance.
Ohmyfuckinggod it’s you, the straw person.
“But I don’t feel like swallowing a pill right now”
This used to be my excuse
Ibuprofen suppositories exist if anyone for some reason prefers that
All drugs are suppositories if you are willing
Lmao imagine trying with amoxicillin, you could have the biggest diarrhea in history.
May all your amoxicillin come with cupcake sprinkles of the pink Pepto Bismol variety. It’s a party get into it!