I can't, I haven't even eaten today. I guess I really don't need to eat much. All I had was a grape today and a slice of cheese. No that's doesn't have anything to do with my headache, I told you I have a high pain tolerance.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 4 months ago

Ohmyfuckinggod it’s you, the straw person.

[–] totally_notAcat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“But I don’t feel like swallowing a pill right now”

This used to be my excuse

[–] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ibuprofen suppositories exist if anyone for some reason prefers that

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

All drugs are suppositories if you are willing

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lmao imagine trying with amoxicillin, you could have the biggest diarrhea in history.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 months ago

May all your amoxicillin come with cupcake sprinkles of the pink Pepto Bismol variety. It’s a party get into it!