I don't know if it would be funnier if you pulled all this out of your ass for the joke, or if it was all real.
On one hand, an elaborate troll.
On the other, a scientifically well-learned polyglot cattle-farmer from Nepal with an unreliable memory and a penchant for pedantry.
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Rule: You must post before you leave.
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I don't know if it would be funnier if you pulled all this out of your ass for the joke, or if it was all real.
On one hand, an elaborate troll.
On the other, a scientifically well-learned polyglot cattle-farmer from Nepal with an unreliable memory and a penchant for pedantry.