Greentext

4333 readers

1580 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

510

Anon feels good (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

7 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] WaterWaiver@aussie.zone 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oof, that sounds horrible. Hope you're doing better now.

(Serves you right for rubbing your glands on other peoples glands! No more neck hugs allowed.)

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Actually, I think I got it from food.

One of the odd symptoms is that it works like reverse COVID, instead of being contagious weeks before you manifest symptoms you remain contagious for weeks after you've recovered symptom wise.

My guess is someone was out of sick days and felt better and passed it on to me when an errant particle of spittle from a sneeze they'd thought they'd covered up gave the little bugger the chance to hop ships.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Nature, uh, finds a way.