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Anon practices time management (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't have any nuts in the pantry because I don't like them. My brain knows this.

[–] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

A can of Pringles, whatever

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

Well thanks to my unhelpful brain I'm losing weight from not eating enough

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I saw someone make "mashed potatoes" out of Pringles... seriously wondered why. But they did.

[–] ____@infosec.pub 3 points 3 months ago

I guess one could but... that just sounds expensive and weird-tasting to me.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

did it actually mash?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah it actually did, looked slightly less disgusting than I would have expected it to.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I love that! Thanks for sharing, that's an idea that has never crossed my mind

[–] BugleFingers@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Procrastinate long enough and you'll still be eating them though. Why? Because you haven't been shopping and it's wayyy easier than cooking -my brain