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So, a mertaur?
Sounds like a pegacorn: Head of a pegasus and the body of a unicorn.
I love this. My next mounted D&D character is absolutely going to ride a Pegacorn.
You're gonna what a corn?
Did I stutter?
....oooh-kaaay.
I guess we'll get a roll for animal handling, but that's going to be a strength check in this situation.
Also performance at very high, because obviously everyone is looking on in horror and it's going to take every ounce of charisma you've got to hold this village's respect.
You'd have to crit to avoid disgust, respect isn't even on the table at this point.
lol.
Good rolls. The beast leers at you impressed and satisfied. Apart from isolated sounds of vomitting and children crying, the townsfolk seem to understand their dire situation calls for a hero who can demonstrate such rigor and passion.
Relevant Dropout
I'm starting to think there's a relevant dropout for everything. Every time I watch any of their shows I'm thinking "Oh man, I'd love that as a gif..."
It helps that Brennan Lee Mulligan is a comedic genius that is somehow able to tap and channel the humor leylines.
Make the lore be that they are both recessive traits, so your version of a Pegacorn is ridiculously rare.
I had to reread that sentence several times because I kept reading it as “asparagus” instead of “Pegasus.”
Unicorn + asparagus: Asparicorn!
Majestic to the eye, offensive to the nose.
"Naaaaaayyyyy"