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Anons Super Power (lemmy.world)

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[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 55 points 3 months ago

Mind control would obviously be the most useful.

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 35 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

granted. you can control your own mind.

Wait no I don't know how but somehow that's got to be technically just as powerful as controlling someone else's

[-] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 months ago

Got anxiety? No you don't. Need to study for a test? Your new photographic memory says otherwise. Wish you could play a game again for the first time? Can't wait to play that new game I just heard about, it's gotten all kinds of praise!

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 24 points 3 months ago

True free will at last.

[-] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

if you get to just control one person's mind, I guess. I'm good enough at my own. I was interpreting it as controlling anyone's mind, as in a bunch of people at a time. You could just tell them you're invisible, for one.

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