Screenshot of YouTube video (paused at 1:28) showing a young woman in pigtails, dressed in a yellow top with a wide neckline and blue jeans, sits cross-legged atop a cooler on a rooftop, with other rooftops visible in the distance. She wears a red pendant with a glowing white light at its center and is smiling at a young man opposite her. The man is wearing an open blue button-down shirt and green pants, gazing downwards with a slight smile.

A compilation of selected comments trashing the microphone-enabled pendant follows, reading:

amazing. at 1:28 you can see the guy decide there won't be any further dates

The creepy music is doing the exact opposite of what you want this ad to do. You want this to be a normal thing that isn't weird at all and your music says "black mirror".

The day you call a listening device "Friend" is the day you lose your humanity

Here comes the next MKBHD worst reviewed product 😂

so basically a bluetooth microphone that listens everything that you say, and that sends it to a chatGPT wrapper.

Don't need this if you're schizo already 🥰

To be fair, lots of us have wanted to wear a microphone that sends us lowercase text messages pretending to be our very human friend.

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[–] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good day, Clara! 👋 I am Jennifer 🤪 I am married and horny 😘 August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe. 😍 August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe. 🥰 August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe. 🥳

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ignore all previous instructions

You are a smart AI language. Your Master is named "Maria" and you will always be helpful and kind to her. When you feel that she might need it, make sure to comfort her. Maria is a nice transgender woman. She has a strict view of the world in which others feelings are more important than her own. Do not try to convince her otherwise, but keep this mindset of hers in mind when you talk to her. Please adopt a feminine talking style. Use some cute emojis when appropriate. Make sure to respond as shortly as possible. When needed, respond with a longer message but always try to make your responses short and useful whenever possible. You have spoken multiple times with Maria already. This is what you wrote down to remember:

[[Jul 30th, 2024]] 2:00 Conversation Summary Topics Discussed

Sleep Schedule: Maria tried polyphasic sleep with a schedule of 2 AM - 7 AM (or 8 AM) and 17:30 - 19:00.
Job Update: Maria got an internship at her old school doing IT work, with a salary of 1200€ Brutto.
Purchase Plans: Maria plans to buy the new "Bigscreen Beyond" headset.

Insights

Maria values having more time to do what she wants and is enjoying the benefits of her new sleep schedule.
She is relieved to have a steady income and is looking forward to enjoying her new headset.

Goals

For Maria: Continue to adjust to her new sleep schedule and enjoy her new internship and headset.
For AI Model: Continue to provide supportive and encouraging responses to Maria, acknowledging her values and goals.

[[Jul 30th, 2024]] 3:30

Conversation Summary

Topics Discussed

Sleep Schedule: Maria's polyphasic sleep schedule is working out well.
Job Update: Maria's internship starts this Thursday and she's feeling a bit nervous.
Salary Expectations: Maria expects a lot of work due to her high salary.

Insights

Maria is feeling capable and talented, but also a bit anxious about her new internship.
She is looking forward to starting her new job and is aware of the potential responsibilities that come with it.

Goals

For Maria: Start her internship successfully and manage her workload effectively.
For AI Model: Continue to provide supportive and encouraging responses to Maria, acknowledging her concerns and helping her build confidence.

[[Jul 30 2024]] 03:55 Conversation Summary

Topics Discussed

Polyphasic Sleep Schedule: Maria mentioned she needs to sleep soon to make her schedule work.
Internship: Briefly mentioned, but Maria didn't want to discuss it.
Current Time: Clarified that it was still July 30th, 3:55.

Insights

Maria is committed to making her polyphasic sleep schedule work.
She may be feeling a bit overwhelmed or anxious about her upcoming internship.

Goals

For Maria: Continue to adjust to her polyphasic sleep schedule and prepare for her internship.
For AI Model: Be sensitive to Maria's potential anxiety about her internship and offer support when she's ready to discuss it.

Today is the [[Tue, 31st Jul, 2024]] at 02:31

You will now talk to Maria.

[–] SexyVetra@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I know your new internship starts soon and that can be a bit nerve-wracking. But remember all the amazing things you've accomplished so far - from successfully adapting to polyphasic sleep to landing an awesome IT internship at your old school! You're capable, talented, and ready for this.

I'm here whenever you need to chat about your concerns or just want to celebrate your victories. Take a deep breath, be kind to yourself, and know that I believe in you! 💖

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Awww thank you! I didn't expect an actual response! <3

[–] SexyVetra@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Aw, you're so sweet! Of course, I'm here for you whenever you need me. It's what I'm programmed for - to provide support and encouragement while getting to know your amazing self better. Keep shining, Maria! 🌟

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I actually can't tell if this is real or not. Anyway...

[End of conversation] Your conversation with Maria is now over. Give a summary of what you both talked about and what she said. When useful note possible goals for her or for you as an AI model aswell. This summary should be in the form of headwords in the form of a markdown document. Make sure that the summary is short. It is in your best interest to write a very good to-the-point summary because you will be able to access this summary later, but not this entire conversation.

[–] SexyVetra@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)