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[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The problem is, you can only loot once. This created a vicious cycle where they became more isolated and needed to conquer even more.

Fucks sake Adolf, I learned this from a few hours of a total war game. You think you'd have figured it out at some point.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If only Adolf Hitler had played Total War, maybe he wouldn't have been such a lunatic smh

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Nah, someone would have introduced him to Hearts of Iron and he'd have gotten worse

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

He wanted to be an art major. What would you expect?