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Granted, it’s just a fictional book we’re talking about, but it does start off with:
So, within the fiction of the book, there was some sort of other light created before the Sun, doesn’t really make sense that there would be words for day/night/morning before the Sun existed, but maybe there was a temporary light and that created day cycles, whatever. Nitpicking the bible about literal interpretations of things in Genesis seems almost pointless though. It’s stuff that’s easy to dance around and can be hand-waved away.
The bible is probably supposed to be interpreted metaphorically in alot of parts, so pointing out semantic things like this is the equivalent of responding to a long political post with
“You’re”
As if pointing out a single grammatical flaw somehow destroys their entire argument. This was probably meant to be fluff, just someone speaking poetically about an event that nobody would ever know anything about anyways.
Also there is a an antiquated meaning of day which just means a period of time.
The Hebrew word yom translated into the English “day” can mean more than one thing. It can refer to the 24-hour period of time that it takes for the earth to rotate on its axis (e.g., “there are 24 hours in a day”). It can refer to the period of daylight between dawn and dusk (e.g., “it gets pretty hot during the day but it cools down a bit at night”). And it can refer to an unspecified period of time (e.g., “back in my grandfather’s day . . .”).
Yom makin sense
Ah, the Silmarillion.
The Two Trees of Valinor were my first thought as well.
RIP Illuin and Ormal. No respect.
Maybe the light was disorganized, just milling about all scatterd until God balled it up.
Kinda makes me wonder whether he'd feel foolish about what he wrote if he were still alive today and had modern scientific knowledge.
That's not what that means. That means the person responding cared so little about what they had to say that they are completely ignoring it. It is an insult in the form of disrespect.
"A lot"
(Sorry, had to be done)
Go bæclinga hwonne tîma +nðh ðêah−hwæðere cwyldtîd Old Englisc spellung sêman incorrect, ðêah nêan cynerôf palster wiðæftan stund ðêah was ðone as "correct" Englisc. In ðone as tôweardnes, what is ðrêagan today lôgian w¯ære ungelîclic Englisc.
As far as I can tell, we're not speaking in old English in this thread. Well, I suppose you are, but not in the original comment.
With that argument, I could just as easily say you didn't spell your words correctly in the original Greek, or Latin, or Etruscan.
Look, if God didn't want the Bible to exist He wouldn't have done it.
QED JHC
That is impossible to argue against, but I’m sure someone here will try.