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Anon is French (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 99 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

My thoughts exactly. More guns need better UX design. The Garand had its ping, this gun has its dud-dud, the barret 50 cal blows a lil hiss of gas out the bottom of the mag when its empty like an exasperated sigh, the P90 you can literally just see the last round get sucked into its witchcraft mechanism.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

P90 is so cool.

[–] Crampon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I once saw a funny P90 review on youtube. But i can never find it now. Some P90 fan please hook me up.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 3 months ago

Well we all know immediately what you mean by this

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Probably because YouTube banned all firearm videos.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I rented one at a range once. It was extra neat.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

witchcraft mechanism

lmfao, monkeys when they see a funky spiral leading into a fancy piston

https://youtu.be/Bf5Q7dJcZsI?si=7W0VT3d56I134TDg

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

There are no monkeys in that video. I am very disappointed.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

The P-90 is a magical lil nightmare.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

The ideal would be a dustbuster-shaped thing that you'd operate by pushing buttons with your thumb.