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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon rides a bike (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Ngl, I have a nice ass and legs. Nice compliments, too! It's worth it to bike everywhere if your city allows it

I forgot to mention that the cost of repairs is also dirt cheap here.

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

pics or it didn't happen

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'll let these babes do the talkin'

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago

🥵

[–] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I can't bicycle anywhere. Well, at least my commute would be certain death, There is a nice bike trail a few miles away but I'd have buy a bike and a rack for my car to haul it over there. Can barely afford the car.

[–] goldenoreo@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Depending on your personal circumstances you might not need a rack. I always just take the front wheel off (quick release) and shove my bike in the back seat

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 4 months ago

Well, at least my commute would be certain death,

RIDE TO VALHALLA! WITNESS! WITNESSSS!!