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[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Yeah but I don't have to carry an actual ton of weight on my bike.

Except when I'm taking yo mama home after date night

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

stfu nerd
My mom has lost a ton of weight and im v proud of her 😡

[–] MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I meeeeaaan, she lost that actual ton before you started biking her around and she’s still somehow fat. Someone had to say it. You shouldn’t apologize.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

you better watch out
my dad is microsoft and he will delete your account

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Plz dont im so srry. I bag ur 4givness. I hav sweet ethral fools cristal sord in d2. I wil giv it 2 u. My mom wil kil me if I get a nother virus. She mite blame my dad and devors him. Plz. I bag of u!

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Your mom is so fat when she sits around the house she's morbidly obese.

[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're so dumb your IQ is below average.

[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

See, if you keep fumbling the 2nd part of your jokes, I’ll have to keep asking around to have them explained.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You're so unable to understand the concept of the anti-joke that, uh, you're unable to understand the concept of the anti-joke.

[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

An Anti-Joke still has to be funny.

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's a stab at fat..... I can't help but feel targeted but I'll have to wait until the stabbing pain in my chest subsides. The shooting pain down my left arm is lessening already! I'm fine, everything's fine..... just let me catch my breath for a moment.

[–] suction@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Old "your momma" joke..... Your momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits "around" the house! Meaning that she's as big as the whole house or even bigger than the house.

Which someone that fat is morbidly obese.

So the joke is a twist on the joke, with a jab at the fat person, in the form of faux concern over their health.

Sort of in the same vein as "bless your heart" or "he/she has a great personality".

[–] suction@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Thanks now I get it and can rest assured it wasn’t funny.

[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago