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As a dedicated researcher with over 20 years experience, there's no such thing as too high to understand pizza. It remains the one thing we do understand even while stoned out of our gourds.
Depends on what you’re high on
Probably depends on the toppings at some level too.
Or the bottomings, in this case.
Well, ideally the toppings should be at the top level, but it looks like this time they were briefly at the bottom level.
My dog would probably be thrilled with the entire chain of events honestly. There's zero chance her share of the pizza doesn't increase from this upside down world.
Definitely. If the toppings are at too high a level, you'd be like "this is just a big pile of toppings. Where is the pizza??"
True, but what if the toppings were mustard instead of tomato sauce, yogurt instead of cheese, and Skittles and banana chips and fortune cookies for toppings. Is it still a pizza?
On some level my acceptance of the pizza does depend on thematically appropriate toppings which I take for granted. There's room for a weird topping or two but if you subvert all expectations, one risks not being pizza at all.
But it's 2024 y'all, the pizza's orientation shouldn't matter ;D