In the time you wasted raging at me, you could've replied to like 5 emails your colleagues are waiting to hear from you on

I am not sure how this point was lost on you other than pure thickheadedness. I was clearly saying you don't mind wasting a ton of time trying to piss me off, but somehow if a colleague emails you, you're enraged at how they don't value your time. You're really bending over backwards to not understand other people, in multiple ways.