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DC gym sparks controversy with decision to put cameras in men's locker room | FOX 5 DC (www.fox5dc.com)

submitted 2 months ago by alphanerd4@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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What’s up the phrasing on that headline

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[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 101 points 2 months ago (10 children)

I would cancel my gym membership.

And then discover every other gym is doing the same thing.

So then I figure to hell with it, I'll just exercise at home.

Only to discover my "smart" home gym equipment is also spying on me.

And then Cory Doctorow will step out from behind a curtain and say "I tried to warn you".

[–] trd@feddit.nu 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just get dumb bells...

[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Good idea! A few have already replied!

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

"Please log onto your dumbbell account."

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