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Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.
If it's the uline jumbo rolls my work gets... Please don't.
Your asshole will thank me
Does it flake like a French pastry?
I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth
I'm fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.
Nor should they ever again.
It's a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world