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[–] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 59 points 2 months ago (26 children)

Every once in a while I get a Uline catalog sent to me.I have looked at that same sort of industrial Jumbo roll. Very tempting.

[–] TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 74 points 2 months ago (23 children)

If it's the uline jumbo rolls my work gets... Please don't.

Your asshole will thank me

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 10 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Does it flake like a French pastry?

[–] cocobean@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I only wipe my ass with croissants to keep my cheeks buttery smooth

[–] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm fairly certain those words have never been uttered in that order in the entirety of human history. Bravo.

[–] Fermion@feddit.nl 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

It's a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world

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