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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon slips through a crowd (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SandmanXC@lemmy.world 69 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes I open the elevator door using the little Jedi hand gesture and I'm 34.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 42 points 2 months ago

That's not weird, that's mandatory.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Same ... in my forties.