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Anon tries to be Bam Bam Bigelow
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this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2024
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Man... kids are indestructible
Kids bones are much more flexible than adult bones. They get harder with age. So a child can withstand much more stuff without breaking a bone than an adult.
I wish that were true for me. I broke my arms 3 times as a kid lmao.
"We are out of Bort license plates!"
What they wanted to say is that kids' bones are more bendable, but they cannot take the same force than an adult's bone. It is a benefit in some situations and a detriment in others. Maybe the flexibility was anon's dumb luck in that case.
Optimised for the mines.
And operating the autolooms
Kids bounce.