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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago

Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago

What else have we been lied to about??

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Santa Clause can't be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.

[-] BlackDragon@slrpnk.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

So he's some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?

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