What's green, slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers.
Perhaps not but their penis is shaped like a corkscrew.
Same with ducks. Also ducks can "detach" their penis and it regrows larger than before.
That's not fair
How'd you like to be the first duck to figure that out?
Had to be a hell of a day.
For everyone involved, really.
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Perhaps not but their penis is shaped like a corkscrew.
Same with ducks. Also ducks can "detach" their penis and it regrows larger than before.
That's not fair
How'd you like to be the first duck to figure that out?
Had to be a hell of a day.
For everyone involved, really.