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[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The catch is you don't have libido anymore because, duh, you're in heaven and has no need to procreate, so god disabled that feature. Now you have 17 forever-virgin room mates. I mean, the verses didn't mention that you get to have sex with the virgins, right?