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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon makes a splash on a first date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 93 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Next time, shout, "OH MY GOD, YOU MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I PISSED MYSELF!!!"

The best kind of partner would take that as a compliment and probably want to go on more dates to see if they could do it again.

[–] SsxChaos@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I like the way you think (⁠☞⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)⁠☞

[–] Befernafardofo@feddit.it 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Username checks out?

[–] uranibaba@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Username checks in.