Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・:*:・

[–] pornhubfan@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

!copypasta@sh.itjust.works

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someday I wanna find me someone that loves penis half as much as you do.

[–] CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

You don'y have any mirrors?