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I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by mizu6079@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

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[-] highduc@lemmy.ml 65 points 1 year ago

This is the kind of post we need around here :)

I suggest you do poop, your plan atm sounds cartoonishly stupid and likely to blow up in your face.

Do keep us posted though!

[-] eyy@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't have anything to add, I'm just planting my flag here so I can say I was here at the beginnings of lemmylore.

Here, have a cat picture as an offering:

[-] wizard_cat@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Same, this thread is legendary

[-] wampastompa@social.fossware.space 4 points 1 year ago

me too ⛳️

[-] qjkxbmwvz@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

I was there, Gandalf.gif

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago

I was here 𓆏

[-] theolodger@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

The cat tax has been paid.

[-] PupBiru@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

… omg “stickers” 😍

[-] kraiden@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 year ago

I wuz heer

[-] demonmariner@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

Or blow up in someone's face.

[-] Skooshjones@vlemmy.net 5 points 1 year ago

I'm here too, this feels like the beginning of a Lemmy legend :)

Good luck and stay safe!

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

3 days without pooping are perfectly doable. I've done it before when I was younger

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

With photos, preferably...

this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2023

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