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[-] jarfil@lemmy.ml 66 points 1 year ago
[-] Gazumi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

As recommended by the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy

[-] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

good for covering your ears in case of Vogon poetry

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 6 points 1 year ago

You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a miniraft down the slow heavy River Moth; wet it for use in hand-to-hand combat; wrap it around your head to ward off noxious fumes or avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mind-bogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you โ€” daft as a brush, but very very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course you can dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah man I love my towel! It's so towely, I towel with it every until I'm completely fultoweled.

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Don't forget to bring a towel!

this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2023
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