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[-] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 2 months ago

American Evangelicals: THE RAPTURE IS COMING AND THE TRIBULATION IS NIGH!

Jehovah's witnesses: THEY ARE COMING FOR US, THEY'RE COMING FOR US BECAUSE WE'RE WITNESSES!

Mormons: WE'RE GONNA NEED THE FOOD STORES WE WERE TOLD TO MAKE, JUST YOU WAIT!

Scientists: Climate Change will lead to everything going to shit if we don't do shit now.

All of them together: BULLSHIT!

[-] Delta_V@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Scientists: Climate Change will lead to everything going to shit if we don’t change our gluttonous ways and become good stewards of Creation.

Supply Side Jesus: HERESY!

[-] menemen@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You send me looking and at least the JW believe in climate change and argue that it was foretold in the Bible.

[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah, JWs (I'm ex) believe climate change is foretold in Rev 11:18, which says (dunno which version, just googled, but not the JW version as it uses ruining the Earth);

The nations raged, but your wrath came, and the time for the dead to be judged, and for rewarding your servants, the prophets and saints, and those who fear your name, both small and great, and for destroying the destroyers of the earth.

Italics mine. JW version is bring >"to ruin those ruining the Earth." Either way, they believe that means God will stop and destroy those bringing about climate change. Since it relies on God, it's another one that really doesn't help even if they believe in in, because they believe God will stop it before it's too late.

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