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‘It’s okay to poo at work’: Australian health department praised for tackling taboo with humorous campaign (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 2 months ago by tarsisurdi to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Was it ever not OK?

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[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 11 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Amazon charges you for every minute spent in the lavatory, so best not to be too awfully thorough wiping and washing your hands...

Side-note: it's so funny to substitute different words for toilet there - if I said shitter how would that read differently?:-)

[–] tarsisurdi 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

xitter?

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Omg that is perfection! 🤩 Nothing says "toilet" quite so well as that particular shithole.

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You know longer tweet out your tweets. You “X-creet” your “X-crement”

[–] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 2 months ago

Eww gross... I love it and h8 it at the same time!:-P

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