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Anon is irresistible (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Is 0:0 a good K/D ratio?

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can't divide by zero, so it's undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Chargin

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

MahLazer?

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

con sidering the average person only ever gets 0:1 i'd say that's pretty good.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Ok hear me out. You never ask out a woman, but you help a friend out by wingmaning for them. This gets you one assist. Now you are 0/0/1 which is an infinite KDA.