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When you've never set foot outside of Merseyside (files.catbox.moe)

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[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Every major English city has this sort of self-aggrandisement. Except Birmingham, because they've got more important things to do. Like drugs!

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Liverpool is in a different league - this is Scouse, Not English taken to the next level (with a dash of Cosmic Scouser). I reckon I could send this out to my mates on WhatsApp and get a couple of unironic "is right!" replies. And more "fuck's sake" ones.

[–] flamingos@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is there a Scouse equivalent of this banger?

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I'm not an Englishman" by Mason Owens.

You could also try "Murdaside" by Mazza L20 (the Bootle postcode) which goes in hard on the Scouse vs Liverpudlian beef.

You could probably set the poem "Scouse not English" to music.