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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon starts asking questions (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 94 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fuckin magnets

How do they work?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Tide comes in, tide comes out, You can't explain that.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The dumber a civilization is, the more sense God makes.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

This pretty accurately describes conservatives.

[–] Fuzzy_Red_Panda@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago

For those that don't know: Bill O'Reilly Doesn't Understand How Tides Work