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[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

my bike doesn’t have a central pedal. how does it stay up right?

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Does it have a central fugue? Classical physics teachers don't want to talk about that but if you look back to the Baroque interpretation it was all the rage.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Magnetic aliens