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submitted 2 months ago by CenturionKing@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm a poison tester for the king Kurlakobec the Third.

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like your workplace has some abusive power dynamics… You deserve better

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

I say these lobsters and wine are poisoned and then take them home. Autocracy breeds some useful forms of corruption as lifehacks. On the flipside, I can put snort on their dinner and say it's okay to keep my karma balanced.