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submitted 10 months ago by jaromil@fed.dyne.org to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago (3 children)

they were never meant to be together, they would confuse the hell out of each other. Imagine they have two kids and she says pick kid[1] from the school, then what?

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Child Overflow Error

Edit: oh wait you said two kids, nvm

[–] Andrew15_5@mander.xyz 4 points 10 months ago

Hol' up!

[–] TechieDamien@lemmy.ml 15 points 10 months ago

I think children go in dictionaries so you can look them to via name (key).

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

One kid's getting garbage collected either way