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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 37 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

By using this toilet you "agree" consent to our updated reams of legal mumbo jumbo designed to overwhelm you, and which chips away at your rights and hands them over to us.

If you click "disagree", you are free to have your gallbladder feel as if it is going to burst, which may cause internal damage that is NOT our responsibility.

This restroom service has been brought to you by the techbro suits eyeing that new Learjet for unlimited weekend cocaine-and-hookers trips to Vegas and the Caribbean.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you click "disagree", we will immediately close this app, and issue no refunds. If agreement is optional then we will ask you again every four minutes for eternity, or until you consent, whichever comes first.

[–] rotten@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

> then we will ask you again every four minutes for eternity

That's why god made ublock origin.