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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org to c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org

Hello fellow bun enjoyers!

Some of you may have noticed my comments on certain bun posts commending the poster for achieving the highest buns-per-photo ratio seen so far on our fair Bun Alert System. If you're one of the ones who noticed, good job! If not, that's okay, I still love you.

In this here meta post, I will be keeping track of the current titleholder, as well as maintaining a list of previous holders. The list is right here, right now! (bet you weren't expecting so soon, were you?)


๐Ÿ‘‘ CURRENT TITLEHOLDER: ๐Ÿ‘‘

User: @finitebanjo@lemmy.world

Post: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/28153566

Buns-per-photo: 9


PREVIOUS TITLEHOLDERS:

Please give a welcoming round of applause, for our current & previous titleholders!


FREQUENTLY QUESTIONED ANSWERS:

Q: How do you determine the current titleholder?

A: Sort by new, enjoy bun photos, count number of buns in the photos, if new record observed, check older posts for greater than or equal bun count. If none found, update roster!

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Q: Wait, I posted a bun photo with N buns in it (where N is the current uncontested high score), where's my recognition?

A: As much as your efforts are appreciated, titles are only granted to whomever achieves the record first. Don't give up though, you may find N+1 buns some other time!

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Q: What do I win if I achieve a high score?

A: Eternal Internet fame (probably)

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Stelf (lemmy.world)
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What is this bun doing? (pieguy.sdf.org)
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Can you find all four?

Answer

Bonus bun!

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Water Sign Watcher (lemmy.world)

Bun will keep an eye on those water signs!

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Bun having breakfast (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

I planted a large amount of white clover last week that's just starting to sprout. This bun checked it out, but didn't eat the sprouts.

I tossed it a few carrots as a thank you, which they seem to have enjoyed.

I was able to get within 6ft today, which is the closest yet.

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Bun nibbling on some leaves (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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A lad (reddthat.com)

There's a baby somewhere near my house. Will send when I see it.

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A fluffle of buns (lemmy.world)
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Big bun alert (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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submitted 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) by pseudo@jlai.lu to c/bun_alert_system@lemmy.sdf.org

Thank you @LadyButterfly@lemmy.world from inteoducing me to this nice artist.

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Lunch party (i.imgur.com)
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We have a family of buns nearby and they're quite trusting of us. They let our kid get pretty close!

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(lemmy.sdf.org)
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small and fluffy (feddit.org)
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Floating in the grass! (sh.itjust.works)
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Bun of Darkness (infosec.pub)
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Yoga Bun (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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Sidewalk Bun! (lemmy.world)
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Bun Alert System

1146 readers
90 users here now

A place to alert others/be alerted of bun sightings.

The smoler the bun the better, please see this for an explanation: https://xkcd.com/1682/

RULES:

  1. Be kind to each other. Buns are cute, cuddly, and nice. Be like buns.

  2. Posts should be images of real buns doing bun things. Bun things include eating, chilling, playing, hopping, and sleeping. You wouldn't want to be alerted of a capybara doing calculus through the Bun Alert System, would you? For other bun discussion, see some other communities below.

  3. Images should be of living, healthy, happy buns. The Bun Alert System exists to bring smiles to bun enjoyers around the world, not sour frowns.

  4. Keep it suitable for all bun enjoyers. Nothing too freaky or NSFW.

  5. With respect to this community, moderators are the smolest buns. Please shoot us a message if you have questions or concerns!

INSPIRED BY https://xkcd.com/1871/

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