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Kim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treason (www.nzherald.co.nz)

submitted 3 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

But veggie dogs are okay, right

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

"My doctor told me I can't have em, so now yall can't either!" - Kim, probably

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

lol. like they could afford hot dogs. only one person over there has ever scarfed down hot dogs.

[–] DasKapitalist@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Don't sneer at hungry people you absolute Westoid.

It's not even true: North Korea is far wealthier than Haïti (where hotdogs are eaten all the time)

[–] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 4 points 3 months ago

Damn straight. Im the ABSOLUTE! The westoid of westoids. All the westoids wanna be me!

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

the fuck is a westiod dufus?

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I looked at the GDP, both nominal and per capita, for both countries. North Korea's is nowhere near Haiti's. North Korea is not wealthier.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago

Don't confuse the issue with facts. West bad end of story

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org -2 points 3 months ago (4 children)

This is kind of amazing, I was actually, genuinely interested in what the people calling the story "fake" had to say because it's obviously pretty out there and I have no prior knowledge about the source. Everything I got in response to asking for more information was utter dumbfuckery. Also straight up lies about what I said. Good job with the propaganda, Genossen.

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