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Donald Trump Says Gulf of Mexico Will Now Be Called 'Gulf of America.' Congress Is Already Prepping Legislation (people.com)

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[–] Whateley@lemm.ee 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What an utter fucking buffoon. This man shouldn't be trusted to use a fork without protective eyewear let alone run a god damn country.

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[–] ALilOff@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Trump knows what he’s doing, I feel his goal is to say more eye catching things to drive peoples focus away from other ongoing things.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I say USA will now be called ‘Bunch of Dumb Fuck Heads’ My mom already approved it.

[–] Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Holy Lilith it's gonna be so awkward when the Europeans have to make invasion plans together with the Chinese because Trump is Blitzkrieg-ing through America.

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[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 39 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Why not Gulf Of Trump? Gulf of MAGA? Gulf of Sharpie?

Idiot.

EDIT: And yes, he's just trying to distract from his court cases... again.

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

I mean, I guess each country has the right to make up their own names if they want to…

[–] ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 39 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, good luck convincing the rest of the world to change to fit your wants.

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