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Bread is CIVILIZATION

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[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Based and yeast-pilled

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago

In 1900 the average French person was eating 900g of bread per day.

I'm working on it to reach this level again.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 25 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Carbs aren’t evil but if you don’t want to be overweight you have to eat carbs in moderation. It’s not that hard gang.

[–] ftbd@feddit.org 6 points 23 hours ago

You got it all wrong, you just have to work out a lot and then eat all the carbs you want

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God gave us grain but not bread so that we, too, could indulge in the joy of creation.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bakers knead bread to explore their souls.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

And get ripped forearms.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I only accept the darkest, blackest bread there is. I crave the fiber

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[–] BullishUtensil@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Simple: I'm a carb based life form.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 20 points 1 day ago

cries celiacly

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I see extreme anti-carb mentality like teetotalling when the health goal is really just don't be a drunkard.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I like how in the menu the chef is like -- and I'm paraphrasing of course -- you assholes can't have bread cuz you don't deserve it.

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 13 points 1 day ago

"A man cannot live on bread alone
But nor can he live without it"
--That one shopkeep in Kingdom Come: Deliverance

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

But im allergic to gluten :(

[–] DjMeas@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Personally I just have keto bread with like 1 net carb. Love bread and love the fiber.

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