photonic_sorcerer

Im 80% sure this fuck is a homegrown, biodegradable flesh-made digital 3D render

What happens in episode III is the canonical end to any Young Jedi Adventure. For now, at least.

Bruh even a +5°C war-torn Earth is an infinitely better place to live than Mars. Mars would just be quieter.

GoPro w/ harness

Anon is participating in extreme sports

You mean to tell me King didn't shine like an angel?

Most EU stuff was declared non-canon after the Disney acquisition, so I'm pretty sure Kyle isn't canon anymore. However, the new Jedi Survivor games are seen as a spiritual successor to the Katarn games; Cal Kestis even uses some dark-side powers at the end of the second game. There are a few references to Kyle Katarn throughout the new canon.

5D chess to reduce harm done by Trump by.... Getting him elected??

I've actually had similar thoughts but the logic just doesn't add up...

TFW your wife doesn't lounge around in a bikini with your and others' cum stains all over her 😭

Stony Hawking

Did you do a backflip and a three-quarters heel-turn right after? That worked for me.

Oh shit