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[–] boreengreen@lemm.ee 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I think his school teachers, diagnosing him as retarded, were spot on.

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[–] PanArab@lemmy.ml 57 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

So he isn't even a techy, the whole thing has been an act

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 31 points 13 hours ago

This is like someone who doesn’t speak English, finds a dictionary, and then puts random words together hoping to sound like they speak English.

He is such a fucking moron.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 hours ago

He's saying what everyone else already knows. He's infected and diseased

[–] skip0110@lemm.ee 49 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Uhh he should know all the Elite hackers call it Tracer-T

Remember this blast from the past?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SXmv8quf_xM

[–] synapse3252@sh.itjust.works 19 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Lmao i was gonna say elon's the type of guy to say tracer t

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[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 14 hours ago

Tracer Tong?

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 30 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

He saying he used to be woke?

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Nah he cosplayed as a goth once when he was a teenager. Other than that, he has always been a failed nerd.

Edit: apologies, that is what he is saying in the tweet, yes

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[–] buh@hexbear.net 23 points 15 hours ago

the woke was coming from inside the house!

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 15 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Jokes on him. I'm a carrier of the Woke Mind Virus and there's nothing he can do about it.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Nuh uh he’s gonna write a gui using Visual Basic to hack your IP address

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 11 points 14 hours ago

He is just person born in rich family that used social media to create image of some kind of engineering genius, when his actual "skill" was to have money, push engineers to work hard and knowing how to get money from the government.

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 6 points 13 hours ago

The woke mind virus is coming from inside the Musk!

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

Goddamnit that motherfucker is cringe. And stupid...

[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

rm -rf 69 420 le epic bacon 😂😂😂

[–] lime@feddit.nu 10 points 14 hours ago

let that = sink("in")

[–] AdrianTheFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

"The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where woke_mind_virus lives in my brain. [Announcer: "woke_mind_virus deleted."] Goodbye, woke_mind_virus."

[–] companero@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago
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