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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[โ€“] Geobloke@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

I hate myself but

"Let's put your legs aside"

[โ€“] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 6 hours ago

100% hit rate so far I'm gunna try this one out in the club

[โ€“] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yes it would work on me. U me and a leg

[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 6 hours ago

Habibeanis ๐Ÿ˜˜

[โ€“] culpritus@hexbear.net 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Do you prefer crunchy or smooth?

[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Really depends. There's one I sometimes get called smunchy that's the best of both worlds that I'll have on toast, PB&Js etc. But in things like smoothies, sauces, satay etc. I prefer smooth

[โ€“] culpritus@hexbear.net 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Ya, it is nice to have some level of graininess in a lot of situations, but sometimes that extra smooth is ideal. I also like to just crunch up a few legumes in the ol' mortar and pestle for that fresh crunchy crumble vibe. The legume continuum of texture is vast.

[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 4 hours ago

In conclusion, legume is a land of contrast