Wow they stock that cool thing that the guy reading this likes
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
just the usual thanks
One box of MAGNUM condoms
Magnums are too small for me. What else do you carry?
Well I could get some monster condoms, for magnum dongs
cheers see ya tomorrow
oh and you need to get a bigger tip jar btw
TLDR ? Didnt read the OP since im to cool
one smart cool guy, please
Sure thing my man!
no not like that
Sorry my cool dude, what would you like
oh my mistake i thought this was the smart cool guy store, not the smart cool guy store for smart cool guys
Rats I wanted a smart cool guy
Go find it yourself!
NERDS DO NOT OPEN THIS:
spoiler
Hello fellow cool guys
Imagine being a nerd
cranks my hog ooouugh im gonna jelq oooughhhhh
Need help bro?
Oh... my penis is big *starts jelqing everywhere(