this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] varmint@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

Wow they stock that cool thing that the guy reading this likes

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 7 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 4 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Magnums are too small for me. What else do you carry?

Well I could get some monster condoms, for magnum dongs

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago

cheers see ya tomorrow

oh and you need to get a bigger tip jar btw

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

TLDR ? Didnt read the OP since im to cool

[–] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

one smart cool guy, please

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Sorry my cool dude, what would you like screm-cool

oh my mistake i thought this was the smart cool guy store, not the smart cool guy store for smart cool guys

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Rats I wanted a smart cool guy

Go find it yourself!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

NERDS DO NOT OPEN THIS:

spoilerHello fellow cool guys screm-cool

Imagine being a nerd

nerd

[–] Firstnamebunchofnumbers@hexbear.net 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

cranks my hog ooouugh im gonna jelq oooughhhhh

[–] SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Oh... my penis is big *starts jelqing everywhere(