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[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Inside of me?

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

bonk

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 days ago

Then:

GET IN

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Pizza itself didn't touch the floor, it's still good.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't even matter.
The 5-second-rule timer pauses while you're unconscious.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

There's no way to know how long it's been once you wake up, so you can just round down to zero.

[–] Trilobite@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks like someone already grabbed a piece

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

sorry i was hungry

[–] Menagerie@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

Actually, most of the women inside my head look like the middle one.

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 1 points 2 days ago

...and they are all so fucking done with this shit

[–] introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

Disappointed emo bride who is sleepy Italian? Correct me if I said something wrong which I probably did.